{"id":12564,"date":"2010-09-08T22:09:38","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T20:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vackerunderbar.se\/?p=12564"},"modified":"2010-09-08T22:09:38","modified_gmt":"2010-09-08T20:09:38","slug":"spara-ihop-till-det-man-vill-ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/?p=12564","title":{"rendered":"Spara ihop till det man vill ha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vet ni! Jag har ju sanerat min ekonomi, allts\u00e5 betalat av alla krediter och st\u00e4ngt av kontona. Nu har jag ju ETT l\u00e5n att betala ist\u00e4llet, s\u00e5 det borde ju g\u00e5 bra. Och vi ska k\u00f6pa en ny soffa, men den f\u00e5r dras fr\u00e5n Anders l\u00f6n.<\/p>\n<p>Men jag har best\u00e4mt att jag ska spara ihop till en PLASTIKOPERATION!<\/p>\n<p>*TaaaaDAAAAAAA!*<\/p>\n<p>Ja, jag vet, jag \u00e4r ju s\u00e5 ful s\u00e5 jag beh\u00f6ver den pronto! *not*<\/p>\n<p>Nej, jag hade inte t\u00e4nkt operera n\u00e4san \u00e4ven om det kanske skulle kunna bli snyggt att ta bort den d\u00e4r j\u00e4kla skidbacken. Inte heller ska jag lyfta mig, f\u00f6rstora l\u00e4pparna eller gr\u00e4va en grop i hakan. Eller f\u00f6rstora br\u00f6sten eller fettsuga benen, \u00e4ven om jag g\u00e4rna skulle vilja g\u00f6ra det ocks\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Nej, jag ska spara ihop till en ordentlig hudslipning! F\u00f6r att f\u00e5 bort alla \u00e4rr, pigmentfl\u00e4ckar och oj\u00e4mnheter! Allts\u00e5 en s\u00e5n som g\u00f6r att man f\u00e5r ha ansiktet i bandage f\u00f6r att hela huden \u00e4r avskalad typ. Japp. Det ska jag.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e5gon som gjort n\u00e5got liknande?<\/p>\n<p>I \u00f6vrigt \u00e4r jag r\u00e4tt emot operationer f\u00f6rresten, speciellt f\u00f6rstoring av br\u00f6st och l\u00e4ppar om du redan \u00e4r beg\u00e5vad med normalstora s\u00e5dana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vet ni! Jag har ju sanerat min ekonomi, allts\u00e5 betalat av alla krediter och st\u00e4ngt av kontona. Nu har jag ju ETT l\u00e5n att betala &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12564"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12564"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12566,"href":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12564\/revisions\/12566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vackerunderbar.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}